Juicy Grape

The act of lubricating the testicles and then accidentally consuming them. Can be used as an expression if someone badly fucked something up or literally if you're like that.

Man, Donald really Juicy Grape'd that pass.

by Pugglefish March 20, 2014

poppin grapes

Slang term for popping a girl on the head when she's giving a blow job

That bitch was deep into giving me head so I poppin grapes.

by Grape popper March 30, 2017

Grape fairy

A silly idiot or bad person

Lily and Hattie are grape fairys

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

hot grapes!

A cry of disgust, anguish, or astonishment.

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"

by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009

bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.

Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes

by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017

Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.

Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.

by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012