Gorf

To clean ones-self vigorously, non-stop, wholeheartedly all day long.

Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?

by Mystri2me January 5, 2013

The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).

"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"

by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017

gordo

meansing greatest person alive.
always funny, doing amazing things, and just damn awesome!

happy

Jake: she is so gordo!
Tim: yes, i want to be her friend

by bubbablue May 4, 2009

Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.

Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"

by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014

Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

Gorf

A combination of a belch and a cough, which if done correctly, will sound as if the deliverer is attempting to vomit.

After eating two entire bacon cheeseburgers from Crackerbarrel, Darrell gorfed with such intensity on the way up the elevator that it almost caused a chain reaction of throwing up.

by BigDFatMan February 25, 2008

Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010