Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.

“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”

by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020

Golf

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends

“I’m at the golf right now”

“Oh so you’re secretly gay”

by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020

Golf

A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.

Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.

by McM@nus December 29, 2023

karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021

golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

November India Golf Golf echo Romeo

NATO phonic alphabet spelling of the controversial “N word”

That redneck said November India golf golf echo Romeo to the fat black guy. The black guy toss him in the ground and sit his big fat ass on him.

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025