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Freddie golf

@freddie.golf is so good at golf. Freddie golf
by Freddie golf September 30, 2025
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Golf

An acronym standing for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.
We all know people like golf so much because they like to shove the clubs up their ass at night.
by Publius0987 October 12, 2025
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Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball
"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:
by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023
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Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024
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golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess
you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!
by peeepsie July 29, 2024
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slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.
“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”
by Judgerichie August 10, 2024
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crazy golf

Crazy golf is golf with a twist! Played for fun and enjoyed by all!
Brandon - ”heyor Leon, I swurr yer da brings his own clubs to crazy golf”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”
by Anto. January 22, 2023
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