glass cock

also called a tweaker pipe. Called a glass cock because it resembles a dick (also see "suck glass cock")

lets go suck some glass cock

by mikemikemikemikemike April 22, 2006

Glass Case of Emotion

a term used to describe the telephone booth in which Ron Burgundy is encased in after the assumed death of his spanish-speaking dog, Baxter.

'glass case of emotion': classic Ron

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Coke-bottle glasses

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

rosetinted glasses

When someone is in love, they look at their partner through rosetinted glasses.

He doesn't notice her flaws, he is looking at her through rosetinted glasses.

by missEva October 4, 2013

3-D Glasses Whore

Someone who puts pictures of themselves on the internet with them wearing those cheap, plastic 3-D glasses from the theaters.

"Did you see Becky's new default on MySpace? She's wearing those awesome 3-D glasses from when we saw that movie!"

"OMG she's such a 3-D glasses whore!!"

by BurningCouches December 20, 2009

glass closet

Taylor Swift’s place of residence

Taylor’s in a glass closet with all of these hints she’s been dropping through her lyrics and actions.

by cardiganette August 27, 2021

glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.

"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."

by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006