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glory murder hole

“Better be careful man, make sure that glory murder hole isn’t a glory”
by Niggaalex March 25, 2025
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Glory Chummer

Noun, one who gives the blowjob to the person that put his penis through the glory hole. Caution, can be male or female.
I got my dick sucked by a glory chummer.
by JackBennington September 8, 2010
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Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex
Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!
by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025
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glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
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Glory Haul

the vary last haul given to a joint before its roached where you toke till you choke.
"yo this joints burnin my fingers im givin it a glory haul then roachin it."
by cronicblunt420 August 4, 2009
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Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat
I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.
by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025
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Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
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