flat tiring

the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."

by forkandspoon February 4, 2010

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flat vanilla coke

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.

Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.

by brettheawesome June 16, 2010

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flat city

used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown.

Dude, you know that rager at Cody's house last night? Flat City all the way. I almost regret going.

by M_88 December 5, 2011

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flat escalator

moving walkway

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.

by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013

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Flat Earth Society (Fervent Lunatics Allergic To Evidence And Rational THought) is a social group sharing an antiquated belief that the Earth's shape is a plane or disk. Known as flat earthers (FE), they accuse NASA and other space agencies of faking the images of Earth as seen from space, as well as every other space project, in an attempt to undermine the Word of God and to siphon government money for nefarious black projects. Anyone opposing their views or presenting evidence of a spherical Earth is deemed a government shill, disinformation agent, or sheeple.

1) "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

2) - "Scimandan? More like,

NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"

- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at

wordplay to become a member of

the Flat Earth Society?"

- "Shill!"

by UhtredsonofUthred March 3, 2019

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