flake

say you're not going when your friends make plans

"nah i can't go to the party next Friday"
what a flake

by gemataur October 23, 2022

flakbozzor

he makes music on spotify and soundcloud but is fairly gay. flakbozzor is the singular greatest artist across all platforms. flakbozzor is a random homeless man from the cold hard streets of Kensington in Manchester, who wants to make it big through the power of a strong heroin addiction, 2019 hot wheels exclusives and orange juice. His debut single "Do You Wanna Dance Baby?" was a club classic in many countries and has had more of an impact on the globe than the aids crisis. All he wants to do now, is make people laugh and possibly cry with his outstanding musical skills and genre switcharoo to scenecore.

oh my god i love flakbozzor

by obarmer April 9, 2023

Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

by J-Here April 21, 2010

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

Cadbury Flake

A person who flakes on events or plans. They crumble under pressure and melt away from their commitments. Someone who is all over the place and cannot get their sh*t together. They are generally sweet but unreliable.

"Tom isn't coming tonight"

- "Ahh what a Cadbury flake!"

"I know he's such a melt"

by SSoloo November 17, 2018