funk master fresh

A brand of vaginal douche.

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"

by Kansas Jayhawker August 15, 2016

FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016

funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

funkadelick

A word used in a sentence when someone u hate or prefer to avoid is talking about something u dont give two flying shits about but ur a nice person so u have to say something but u dont know what to say so u say funkadelick

1- " Ya soooo my lit fam is buying me a box of legos for Christmas. So awesome. i bet ur so jealous of me"
2- "wow. Funkadelick"

by litfamwifeysquad May 31, 2017

Frunkophobia

Fear of fruit chunks mixed into things. Soggy fruit in drinks, popsicles or various foods. Fruit is usually the consistency of a loogie.

Would you like some lemonade with strawberries?

No, I have frunkophobia

by Human Shrek March 4, 2018

Frunk

Frunk is a word thats commonly used by a group of eighth graders in place of the word "Fuck"

This girl is dumb as frunk

by Kim Knopp January 30, 2019

flunkonometrics

The practice of completely and utterly failing at a school or work-related project, test, or paper.

Person 1: Yo! How did you do on that test!?
Person 2: I failed it so bad I might as well have a degree in flunkonometrics.

by definitionmakerof2017 April 30, 2019