porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!

We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

fever dick

When someone’s penis is a hotter than normal temperature because they have a fever.

Jordan is so sick and has a fever but Brooklynn loves that fever dick

by papi chulo amor January 13, 2022

2K Fever

A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in NBA 2K. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a 2K session where an opponent hit a stupid shot at the buzzer to win the game. Also called a '2K Itch'

Josh has had 2K fever since he lost to a contested 3 pointer buzzer by Garrett Temple.

by Watson4MVP November 20, 2018

Scumbag Fever

When someone becomes red and splotchy after drinking certain alcoholic delights.

Kyle’s out boozin again, lookin all splotchy and shit with that scumbag fever. Bet he falls asleep in the yard with his pants off again.

by Shifty slime January 17, 2020

DT FEVER

A disease that can not be cured because you are to obsesses with the Dolan twins

I have DT Fever

by Dolan lover 13 September 30, 2017

Yellow Fever

A term used, mostly towards males, when they have an attraction to the most beautiful girls in the word, East Asians. Countries included are: Japan, South Korea, China, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Thailand and the Phillipines.

Jack: Did you hear about Sean liking Japanese girls?
Tom: He has yellow fever for sure.

by The Dank Meme May 25, 2018

Riddle Fever

Returning to Embry Riddle Aeronautical University and not being used to the elevation, weather or study habits of a typical engineer. This stress and attempt at rehabilitation constitutes becoming sick on random days and never fully recovering.

Man, I've had Riddle Fever since the first day of classes, I really need to take a vacation.

by SistrWmn15 September 29, 2005