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Fatherless

A word to describe a female who has daddy issues.
Carter: Yo, have you seen that new girl Abby’s Instagram?
Charlie: Yeah bro she Fatherless fs.
by Daddy no cap July 27, 2021
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Fatherless figure

A fatherless figure is defined as a person who stans jellybean, red velvety, dream, frost fox, or to be honest, any cringy ass content creator.
A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure
by delicious baked beans April 22, 2022
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Fatherless

“Fatherless” is used by gay people who refuse that they are homosexual. Most people that use the word “fatherless” also have a piss kink.
Person 1: “Fatherless”
Person 2: I’m not fatherless, your just gay
by Mars (I have a father) August 15, 2021
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Fatherless behaviour

Fatherless behaviour is a derogatory term used to describe an immoral woman who has many casual sexual partners.

These types of women typically flaunt their body’s around and dress in more revealing clothes in an effort to attract male attention.

This behaviour is usually caused by an abusive, neglectful, or absent father.
Person 1) That girls cute, I might ask her out
Person 2) Don’t do it, she’s the town bicycle

Person 3) Yeah she has fatherless behaviour
by Sky091 December 14, 2021
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Stupid Father Humor

During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.

As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)
Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy

Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?
by wb777 July 23, 2011
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Fathead

Somebody who has an overly large blob, which they call a head, protruding from their neck. Or someone who thinks their at the top of the bottle looking down on everyone else.
Oi Faris, you Fathead!
by fatheadfaris April 26, 2009
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Father Judge High School

An exclusively gay high school located in the northeast section of Philadelphia. It is historically known to teach some leaders in the LGBT community.
“Did you here that patty’s going to father judge high school?”

“Yeah I heard he likes to get fucked by guys.”
by Peter Chapla September 6, 2021
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