Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
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