bonfire envy

When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails

Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy

by leshlesh June 24, 2017

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023

Freeness Envy

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.

Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.

by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

Goku envy syndrom

When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities

There he is thinking he's superman agian what you have ((goku envy syndrom)) too

by Kakaoro January 10, 2020

Genus Envy

The feeling that you get when you hear that one of your friend's got the latest new hot gadget.

Bob: Hey I just got the ipod nano. It's super small and featuretastic

Ben: Oh man, I have major genus envy.

by rebecca g September 25, 2010

Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017

Emoji Envy

When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.

A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!

J: Frustrated. What is an X?

A: A Moose!!!

J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.

by hitman5313 February 08, 2024