When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
envi is a boy who will never let you down. he will stick with you till the end unless you turn on him. he will talk to you all the time unless he finds you boring which isnt often. he isnt the most popular or good-looking, but his personality makes up for it and more. he befriends anyone who asks
person 1:have you talked to envi recently?
person 2: yeah we called until 2 last night, hes so fun to talk to!
person 1: ikr!! so undry its crazy, i dont even care that he isnt the best looking
person 2: yeah we called until 2 last night, hes so fun to talk to!
person 1: ikr!! so undry its crazy, i dont even care that he isnt the best looking
by tyleriscool April 15, 2022
A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
by TheS July 28, 2022
When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader August 10, 2015
by twbshdi34 February 24, 2024
When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017
When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.
A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!
J: Frustrated. What is an X?
A: A Moose!!!
J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
J: Frustrated. What is an X?
A: A Moose!!!
J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
by hitman5313 February 08, 2024