mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

by Forestdancer September 9, 2022

pidgeon ejaculator

someone who ejaculates pigeons in public spaces for money

He is a Pidgeon ejaculator

by pidgeonejaculator2000 March 14, 2023

Premonition Ejaculation

A wet dream/vision that foreshadows events in the future

I had a wet dream (premonition ejaculation) about Princeton winning today

by leshismore March 16, 2023

Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.

"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023

internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023

Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.

Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024