dude eggs

(1) Buy some garlic dill pickles. (2) Eat the pickles. (3) Save the jar & juice. (4) Hard boil some eggs. (5) Put them in the jar of pickle juice (in the refrigerator!) (6) Let sit at least 24 hours. (7) Enjoy.

My step-dad makes his own dude eggs.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

roach eggs

the ingrown hair follicles on the back of someone's neck that become a puss filled field of skin moguls. This is a direct result of poor hygeine with barbers and beauticians.

Yo, that basement barber aint clean his clippers last time he split my wig. Das why I got these roach eggs in the back of my head now

by trellidge February 18, 2009

Eggs

They belong in a cup and deserve to be eaten with a fork.

"How do you like your eggs?"
"In a cup."

by Mansae3 April 10, 2009

cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

by g0ofy January 27, 2007

egghog

Someone at a Christmas party or event that drinks all the eggnog.

Dude #1 Look at him, he's drinking all the eggnog.
Dude #2 I know, he's such an egghog!

by redsox2010 December 19, 2009

Eggnomelettes

Omelettes made with the drink eggnog instead of just beaten eggs. Sometimes called an eggnoglette

Boy 1: Ya know those girls invited me over to make some eggnomelettes?

Boy 2: Egg what? Wait...are you talking about eggnoglettes?

by Funny? December 25, 2010