The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while go in and out of her pussy with two fingers like moving a dyson vacuum back and forth.

I asked her, "Are you ready fir The Dyson?" " Whats that? ", she asked.
"I slowly spread KC's thighs apart and rested my lips on top of her clit gingerly giving it a kiss. As I rubbed her pussy with my two fingers I then started to suck on her clit while I went in and out of her pussy with my wet fingers she lubricated with her pussy juice."

by UniquePleasure May 2, 2024

Devils Dyson

When you’re doing a chick in the butt and you lean in to have a lick and she rips a fat fart

The moment my face hit her asshole she shot a fart out like a cannon my hair flew back. I had just received the Devils Dyson.

by Philma Kraken February 1, 2025

Turbo Dismount

A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.

Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?

Person 2: Nah man, is it good?

Person 1: Its not good, its amazing

by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025

Dominican Dyson

Verb: To eat pussy while a mother is in labor; until fetus head makes contact with eaters lips from sucking in a Dyson vacuum manner, pushing through the afterbirth. This can help induce labor or be a fetish to both participants.

Bro, the Dominican Dyson is fye

by gv_86 February 2, 2026

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by Death Menace September 16, 2023

Nail the dismount

with reference to relationships: a compliment paid to an individual who has extricated themselves from a tricky relationship with an ex-partner who owns a penis, and has happily and successfully landed into a relationship with a new partner who doesn't.

OMG...I saw Renée at the farmer's market yesterday with her new girlfriend and they look GREAT together and so happy. Even the kids looked happier. I mean...I hope things are civil with her ex but I never thought they were gonna last. Secretly, I knew she would totally NAIL the dismount!

by Y0J1mb0t August 21, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025