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to pull a dschann

to masturbate excessively
did you see megan fox on tv yesterday? i totally decided to pull a dschann last night!
by u.wil.never.find.me.im.a.ninja November 16, 2010
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Vaginal Verbal Discharge

Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.
MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.
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digging for discharge

A saying used to replace the word fingering.
“What we’re you doing with my gf?”

“I was digging for discharge.”
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sic cha duche

a power emmesed by po
Po:sic cha duche
Tiger gay shit guy:oh no
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Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge

The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.
Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’
by JimmyTomlinson2 December 7, 2024
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