stupid drunk

One who acts like a complete ass and is a constant burden to his friends after drinking cheap homeless man booze. Also has the same characteristic of a cheese dick.
Hey joey stop being a stupid drunk.
by sardonica April 24, 2006
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NASCAR Drunk

An extemely high level of intoxication, typically associated with the level of intoxication seen in spectators of a NASCAR event
Guy1: Dude you were so wasted last night you threw up in the fridge and slept naked in the bathtub
Guy2: yeah I was pretty NASCAR drunk
by uh non imus October 15, 2009
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Intervention Drunk

adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...

Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!

Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
by Stiffany Praznik July 18, 2008
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naked drunk

Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated.
"Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk."
by H L May 04, 2008
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australian drunk

One step away from being hospitalised.
Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.
by 75966r3 May 04, 2008
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drunk crush

to have a crush on someone only when you are under the influence of alcohol.
Everytime we go out drinking, she always ends up drunk crushing some guy.
by Todd Mack January 16, 2007
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Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.
Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.
by George McBob September 14, 2010
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