He’s the kinda guy you’d want sneezing in your mouth. Drew isn’t just a name as it’s more of an invitation. It’s well known that a Drew could knock on your front door for any reason at any time. Maybe his car broke down, maybe he’s selling insurance, maybe he’s alone on thanksgiving, whatever it may be, you’ll let him into your home with open arms and show him a seat at your table and he’ll tell your mother in exquisite style how beautiful her breasts are next to that glazed turkey and she’ll blow a load from hell and ruin thanksgiving dinner and you’ll all laugh and smile and say oh Drew, that boy is amazing. Next thing you know your daughter brings home a Drew tomorrow and she’s covered in peanut butter from head to toe because Drew thought it’d be a good idea to make a pbj. Next he follows inside, covered in Welch’s grape jelly smelling sweeter than honeysuckle on an easy Sunday morning on a walk out with the pups. This is only dads 2nd impression of a Drew and boy is he impressed. 3 pieces of bread later, you have your self a fam sandwich with a little Drew dressing to give it some flare. Drew is an enigma, he is a god, when will you see it through that all the pieces are exactly where they need to be in this world?
“Omg your covered in whip cream Diane!” “Oh no that’s just my nut juice, I ran into Drew at at Giant Eagle.”
by AHHHHHHRUNFUCKINGRUN November 23, 2021
Get the Drewmug. A name commonly associated with very cute/adorable guys or nonbianarys. They are often socially awkward, funny, and shy. Some of them also wear glasses and or have a highly dirty mind. Drews often also have a dark sense of humor.
Owen: "Yo! You know that person I like?"
Lia: "Yeah?"
Owen: "Did you know their name is Drew?"
Lia: "NO! You must marry them!"
Owen: "Will do, bruv!"
Lia: "Yeah?"
Owen: "Did you know their name is Drew?"
Lia: "NO! You must marry them!"
Owen: "Will do, bruv!"
by Isurmomgay? May 15, 2020
Get the Drewmug. Your average racist white boy, Weird as shit and not in the good way. Probably ginger. Has a big ass mouth but can’t fight for shit. No one really likes him unless they’re also racist cowboy lookin ass white boys .
by Kkashmmoney March 19, 2022
Get the Drewmug. Typically very gay, will offer you a bj for $5. Not very smart, not good at anything really, usually has anger issues
He is such a drew
by Welikefortnite1470 September 8, 2019
Get the Drewmug. Someone who sounds like a deep voiced kermit the frog and looks like he was apart of one direction or a backup dancer for justin beiber.
by ieatishmmmm February 1, 2022
Get the Drewmug. Mr. President
by legislative branch September 21, 2021
Get the drew debrockemug. by PadricoBarnes December 5, 2019
Get the Drewmug.