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Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.
Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.
by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016
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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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put a dress on him

To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.
The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?
by herpin_man May 25, 2012
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Dress

A piece of clothing that is soooo long
Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long
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sunday dress

“i see your sister in a sunday dress”

- axl rose
by tatum ?! April 1, 2024
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Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.
Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018
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Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey
by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020
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