Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.

Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.

by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

put a dress on him

To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.

The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?

by herpin_man May 25, 2012

Dress

A piece of clothing that is soooo long

Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long

by Lol I’m gay and trans and abro August 27, 2023

sunday dress

something we saw your sister wearing, apparently.

“i see your sister in a sunday dress”

- axl rose

by tatum ?! April 1, 2024

Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.

Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018

Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020