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douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 14, 2014
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douche vibes

when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.
Kevin Federline, radiates major douche vibes, need I provide further examples?
by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008
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Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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douche-a vu

a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.

b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?

Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.

Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 5, 2014
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a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.
Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
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Douche Puppet

A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009
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