Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010
A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
by Dumpsterdoug November 30, 2015
by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018
by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020
Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.
Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.
(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.
Let’s go find a date at Neely.
You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.
(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.
Let’s go find a date at Neely.
You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
by 08-Patches January 14, 2024
A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.
Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!
I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
by Diva Dish June 18, 2022
by monneo March 05, 2017