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Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.
She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.
by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025
mugGet the Ditchmug.

ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
mugGet the ditch lizardmug.

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
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DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024
mugGet the DM ditchmug.

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.
Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011
mugGet the Ditch-uationmug.

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
mugGet the Itch in the Ditchmug.

Ditch Doctor

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.
by JamesBaud March 20, 2020
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