ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

Freshman ditch day

Don’t go to school

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day

by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022

Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 2, 2025

Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022

The great ditch

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation/a group of people, usually not a good thing. Usually without one's knowledge. Sometimes the ditch promises 9 month earlier that he will be at the rendez-vous (Christmas stream), but he ditches.

#dich#abandon#run away from#flee#get away from

"He ditched us on Christmas eve, the great ditch continues then"
"During the great ditch, Greek stole the panties of a famous woman..."

by encabloza January 18, 2020