Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.

She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.

by BigSDub May 2, 2025

Crunchy

Crunchy can be used to describe someone who has done something foolish or is exhausted. Common slang from the 1990s used "crunchy" to mean foolish or embarrassing in a public way.

I tripped in front of them, and now I feel so crunchy!

by mecca71 October 31, 2025

Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.

Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher

by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011

numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013

simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.

While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.

by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015

pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.

"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"

by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015