Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006

cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

by Matty Rich May 13, 2007

Cracker Fever

When someone of a non-caucasian race dates or likes members of the caucasian race.

Champagne is in love with Blake, she definitely has cracker fever.

by Smith6714 January 22, 2009

Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.

Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker

by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 5, 2016

Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.

Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?

by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017