davids computer

An exploding computer

wow, there goes davids computer

by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019

QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite

Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

by DrBrian December 22, 2020

Wills Computer

Wills Computer is a highly explosive device, that when it goes nuclear it explodes. When it explodes it causes a huge explosion the shape of a Nit and a crater the size of Mars.

Guy: "What's that huge explosion on the horizon?"
Guy 2: "It's just Wills Computer"

by Nits Computer December 31, 2020

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023