come-uppance

A punishment you deserve for doing a bad thing

You're a cheating git.
One day you're going to get your come-uppance.

by Cristian Pavel June 14, 2007

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009

Come Out and Play

A hella cool song from the awesome punk band, The Offspring.
Has one of the coolest bass grooves you'll ever hear.

Full title: Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)

Billy: "Hey, you know that song Come Out and Playby The Offspring!?"
Bob: "Hell yeah, of course!"

by Person (: August 24, 2010

come up for air

have a break time

He has to come up for air or he will die from exhaustion.

by Choonik Kwon December 21, 2003

Coenraad

A highly successful individual that is respected by all his peers.
Someone everyone wants to be.

Boy: I wish that one day I could be a coenraad.

by pampoen May 17, 2012

come on

A phrase that can be used to instantaneously pacify any situation, as depicted on a South Park episode.

After it became known that the phrase was used to rectify the long-standing altercation between the Bloods and the Crips, people told the Israelis and Palestinians to just "come on", and they all finally came to their senses. A few months later, the guys working for a New World Order were told to come on, and they instantly lost interest in their plans for world domination. Later everyone got together and smoked a bowl.

by Spaceman Spliff June 28, 2007

on the come

Something done on the come is done in the hope of earning a speculative profit with as little capital investment as possible.

Fred bought the stock on the come, hoping to sell before he had to come up with any real money.

by Cas Balicki October 5, 2006