No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.

I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.

by matgorzata June 14, 2019

Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.

“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”

by diefactchecker July 10, 2020

swedish coffee

A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.

Swedish coffee is a dangerous combination of vodka and caffeine.

by Lauraface August 10, 2007

Dutchman's Coffee

The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.

"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"

by Sunday Chillz January 12, 2009

cup of coffee

An exaggerated expression defining a short length of time; as short as the amount of time it would take to drink one cup of coffee.

Question: How long were you married?

Answer: For about a "cup of coffee."

by PJW May 14, 2005

Coffee Crush

A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.

Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...

Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!

Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...

by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009