When your desk partner at school draws dicks on your desk when your not looking to try and get you in trouule.
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
Get the Cock Artmug. A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.
As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
by Ricco Bonelli March 6, 2010
Get the Jupiter's Cockmug. Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
by moniker19 January 21, 2009
Get the half-cockedmug. Janet wouldn't shut her piehole so I took out my dick and cock shushed her. This term is on the order of when someone places their finger over their lips and says "Shhhh".
by Ddeitch18 May 20, 2014
Get the Cock shushmug. by Quillar August 7, 2011
Get the Sparkle Cockmug. An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019
Get the opportunity cockmug. Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
by Border January 10, 2019
Get the Cock Squigglermug.