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Cock Art

When your desk partner at school draws dicks on your desk when your not looking to try and get you in trouule.
Stop drawing cock art on my desk dude!
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
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Jupiter's Cock

A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.

As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!
by Ricco Bonelli March 6, 2010
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half-cocked

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
by moniker19 January 21, 2009
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Cock shush

Silencing an individual by placing one's cock over their lips.
Janet wouldn't shut her piehole so I took out my dick and cock shushed her. This term is on the order of when someone places their finger over their lips and says "Shhhh".
by Ddeitch18 May 20, 2014
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Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.
Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.
by Quillar August 7, 2011
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cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock
Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent
by Therealblund January 30, 2014
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Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder
Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.
by Sparty911 August 19, 2017
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