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clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.
Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.
by snowman559 November 19, 2021
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Cunt Cloth

“You want to guess the color of my Cunt Cloth, want to see if it looks like Karlie Kloss
by Gtru197 April 13, 2025
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floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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national baggy clothes day

May 18th is national baggy clothes day.
wears some baggy pants, shirts, jorts, anything baggy
“Why are you wearing baggy clothes?”
“Because today is national baggy clothes day!”
by sumacoman May 18, 2023
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Cloth the Nak

Sometimes you gotta cloth the nak

its bad if the nak dont got no cloth
"cloth the nak man"
"okay man"
by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
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clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-
Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"
by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021
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