anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously
Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well
by Adroc57 October 07, 2017
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Ginger claps

Girl 1: I can’t wait to get ginger claps.
Girl 2: ooo no way do you have a ginger?
by KimmyPip May 29, 2020
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Body Clap

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!
by barbiehorror August 06, 2016
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auburn clap

When an Auburn University fan gives a fellow fan a pity fuck.
Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 21, 2014
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Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.
Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.
by BushIsANazi August 20, 2015
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Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.
These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.
by Chadd Bryant May 06, 2016
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computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 March 18, 2018
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