by Adroc57 October 07, 2017
by KimmyPip May 29, 2020
When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
by barbiehorror August 06, 2016
Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 21, 2014
Quick, rigorous masturbation.
by BushIsANazi August 20, 2015
by Chadd Bryant May 06, 2016
When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.
Attributed to Lane Leipold
Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 March 18, 2018