Chris

at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)

Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit

by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018

Chris

Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot

Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3

by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019

Chris

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018

Chris

A literal retard who knows nothing at all.

You're a Chris!

by THEBIGGESTBONERINTHEWORLD December 6, 2017

Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

Chris

The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.

Me: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: Great just focusing on gaming and homework.
Me: Ok, Cya.

by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018

Chris

Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever

Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce

by RussianSlav November 3, 2018