"choke me daddy!!!!!1!!!111"
by Tysaiah BRyan June 30, 2017
by Eight Trak November 21, 2005
a move executed in mixed martial art's while grappling almost like the triangle choke but the dong must be inserted in the mouth to be correct. this is the most deadly move in mma.
by ChicksWitDicks March 25, 2009
To masturbate.
To express disbelief.
Used in relation to rp & mmo
Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.
To express disbelief.
Used in relation to rp & mmo
Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.
Ron was so horny after his success in D&D, he had to choke his fairy.
After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.
After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.
by thornwood October 07, 2011
When a lesbian wraps her legs around your head then wraps her pussy lips around your neck and tightening the grasp with every struggling movement.
Guy1:BRO WTF HAPPENED TO YOU!!
Guy2:I hit on some girls chick and she put me in a Lesbian Choke Hold
Guy2:I hit on some girls chick and she put me in a Lesbian Choke Hold
by Scoopskun December 09, 2020
When a man or woman shoves their finger up their ass and procedes to stick said finger down their throat.
Guy 1: Bro, I was up all night hitting the poke-n-choke with Francis. I will be partaking in round two tonight.
Guy 2: Can I come?
Guy 2: Can I come?
by Skebbably Too-schue February 11, 2023
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