chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

Fresh Chips

Phrase to express satisfaction or contentment with a person/place/thing/situation/decision/action.

Bob, that call was fresh chips.

Dude, my new car is totally fresh chips!

That was fresh chips when you decked that guido at the bar.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011

lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.

Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?

by JoBonBon July 31, 2017

Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.

I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.

by littlewoz May 4, 2015

Chaser Chip

A tortilla chip devoid of any contents after eating a round of chips with hot salsa, to cool the mouth down.

After eating salsa made with the pure essence of fire, I need a goddamned chaser chip.

by dingledang July 30, 2013

lemon chips

The best type of chips you can get.

Man I really feel like lemon chips right now!

by elude ? April 21, 2018

Chips ahoy

The cookies I got tired of once I ate 5.

Chips ahoy suck

by IHeartMickeyla December 3, 2022