Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.

The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.

by Matthew B. October 14, 2003

Chicken McStabbed

the feeling you get in your stomach after eating too many chicken mcnuggets

i just ate 80 chicken nuggets, i feel like ive been chicken mcstabbed.

by donkey kicker August 24, 2009

chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

by Lisa and Ariel October 13, 2006

Chicken of the Sea

US Navy term for a ballistic missile submarine, or a crewmember of same; the nature of their mission is to avoid detection by whatever means necessary. Their unofficial motto is "We hide with pride."

Bangore sub base in Washington is filled with Chicken of the Sea.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

chicken claw

A chicken Claw is when you are receiving a blowjob and your sexual parter puts 3fingers up and directs the middle finger up your butthole 1/4 inch while faintly tickling your raw edges .with the other 2 fingers .The chicken claw was designed for Americans with big balls that like having a good time . The chicken claw is 100% non gay and if you don't like the chicken claw your probably a commie .Remember if she goes knuckle deep into your brown eye that you have now prestiged into the Eagle Claw and are held at a higher level in social society then the average man .

When I couldn't blow my load I called Sarah from the bar and she gives a mean chicken claw.

by BigBlumpkin March 30, 2018

chunky chicken

A nice way to describe a slightly obese female.

Guy #1:Hey man did you meet that kara girl?
Guy #2:Yeah shes pretty nice, a little bit of a chunky chicken though.

by BabyFarkMcGeesax April 29, 2009

Captain Chicken

A person that butters the bread all day and is not good at drinking kale salad.

Oh my god, look at that butter that Captain Chicken just made!

by Purewaterdrinking June 12, 2018