I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

Chewing her chicken

The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.

Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

chewing tar

When a bully is bullying you and he/she makes you chew tar.

"Damn! Reggie Nelson is chewing tar after Greg Giraldo's last roast!"

by Greggy Greg March 08, 2016

chewed

in the act of throwing a variety of food or bodily fluids at a pricks vehicle

we chewed that prick danny’s car last night with cheese and pb&j

by sully77777 April 24, 2022

chewed

another way of saying ate/slayed
when someone executed something perfectly

Did you see Phoebes outfit? she chewed with those boots

by jugna December 18, 2022

Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

by iod1o March 30, 2022

mind-chewing

Which "chews" the mind, i.e. hits it strongly for being particularly surprising, amazing, awesome.

I haven't seen anything particularly mind-chewing lately there.

by fl0 February 02, 2012