A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
A specific type of "mimic" chest in the game final fantasy 4. Its not a derogatory term of usage, but a term use specifically for ff4 rando(random runner) type of ideology.
This term is also used in super mario rpg legend of the seven stars as a term to reference a chest that gives you the safety badge.
Rydia opened a chest,
its a trap chest,
Rydia got the safetybadge.
Dat glorious and only-permitted-access-to-by-"special"-guys little buckle or hooks-and-eyes fastening located at da middle of a chick's back dat an eager stud undoes in breathless anticipation of seeing what "treasures" await his thirsting hands/lips once said latch is opened.
I've found dat if I'm in da company of two or more hot cuties and one of them allows me to release her treasure-chest lid-latch and savor da delectable "riches" dat dwell within, da other gals will generally allow me said honor, as well.