chelly

A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.

Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.

by Monica Slatskaya July 3, 2011

chelly

chelly is da best in da whole world NOT! she evil and hates everyone lol jks

by ummmmmmmmm July 21, 2003

Chelsea

Chelsea's are dirty slags who need who needs to learn that they can't get everything in life by the snap of her fingers and she needs to learn that boys hate her and that they don't fancy her

" I hate Chelsea , she is such a slag".

by The Truth teller February 14, 2013

Challs

"Challs" is derived from the belief in "Challsism." challs is everyone and everything.

Challs is a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, preposition, conjunction, ECT.

Please read the word challs in a sentence for a better understanding-

dude that's totally challs.

I hate those damn challs.

My friend is a challsist.

I believe in challsism.

Dude my gf dumbed me over this stupid challs. Don't worry dude sometimes girls are too challs.

I had challs for dinner last night.

How long has it been since u brushed ur teeth? Um about 40 challs ago.

President bush is a fucking challs.

What's good challs?

I beat the challs out of those kids yesterday.

You see that girl over there!? I thinks she's challsing me!

Shut up challs.

For Christmas I got a lot of challs.

Challs = god

Challs can be good or bad.

Only one thing better than challs, and that is chuck noris!

by 6789 February 25, 2008

chelsea-anne

a weird person who wears odd socks and wears arm warmers indoors also wears clear lense glasses to try look smart

hey chelsea-anne - oh nice socks dont u have a pair

by comedygeek October 25, 2009

chelsie

a man. played in a movie by owen wilson

that guy in wedding crashers is totally a chelsie

by ghshse May 12, 2009

chelsea H

CHELSEAS SO AWESOME! hehe and shes mayb HAV A BIG BUM! but she doesnt want to get laid as far as i kno! shes a good freind and has a queer boyfriend! HAHAH just kidding. she can make u laugh cause she dumb but other wise shes a prett good all around person

#1 LIKE WHOA IS THAT CHELSEA?
#2 yea
#1 lets go get her autograph!

by KELSEYSCOOLER February 28, 2005