Chipskonting

The HQ of the Chipskonters, a one-woman organization seated in Brussels, deals with several bodily pleasure services called ‘chipskonting’.

Chipskonting involves crushing potato chips with the rear, massage, oil lubrication, anal stimulation, (forced) watching of adult and war movies, (forced) masturbatory activities, and high-cuisine gastronomy served in bed accompanied by the female host. Unremitting rumours claim activities called ‘Dutch oven’ (q.v.) are also performed, but this has not been proven yet. Other claims argue there was ‘a German connection’ with the RBIU (q.v.). Chipskonting is not something that can be acquired; performances only take place on initiative of the HQ.

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by Agent Orange2 February 5, 2010

chainsaw

Synonym for fuck. from the song F**k everything by Jon Lajoie

I don't give a chainsaw about what you think

by Dudepersonabout22231 August 1, 2011

chips and dicks

When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.

Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.

by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014

Chapis

Short version of chaparrito (shorty in Spanish); chapis

Look at him está bien chapisss

by i1uv23at@ss February 20, 2019

Chips and dip

Chips and dip is when you shit in your hand and throw that shit on your significant other and then slap the shit off their face, showing your gratitude and appreciation for one another

I just gave her chips and dip…she might be the one

by themasterofpseudonymnames January 19, 2023

ChainsFR

daddy

chainsFR is daddy

by sexy kasey balls February 8, 2023

Sir Chips

An old sounding young English gentleman with a large appetite for food and for watching fat or cripple porn. He is also a chronic masturbator.

Jules: Hey Mate, these hob nobs are gorgeous!!

Jess: Mkay...Sir Chips.

by princessjessxo December 15, 2011