by Ca2en September 19, 2017
When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
by Crab masta December 28, 2016
18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009
To go full crab is to go all out while drinking. Think of it as an overdrive mode. Inspired by Jackie Chan's crab-based drinking game in Shanghai Noon.
"I'm so hungover today. I went full crab last night: spent £80, got kicked out of the club for trying to attack the bouncer with my imaginary pincers and woke up spooning a traffic cone."
by gstark November 25, 2012
by procrastinationXD June 03, 2010
Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.
by The Cave Explorer April 18, 2019
After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !
Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !
by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021