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Broccoli Bump

1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.

2. - wolf pussy

3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.

Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"
Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!

Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump

Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!
by RoGeMarMat March 30, 2009
mugGet the Broccoli Bumpmug.

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.
Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"
by Honden May 9, 2011
mugGet the DVR Bumpmug.

Bump Mode

Boy #1: "I'm hooking up with jamie tonight, How's the dick ?"
Boy #2: "Man DO NOT do it!! That shit on bump mode!!!"
by BitchYouMad_xoxo May 15, 2015
mugGet the Bump Modemug.

Bump that junk

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement
Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!
by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018
mugGet the Bump that junkmug.

bump the funk

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018
mugGet the bump the funkmug.

Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.
"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."
by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014
mugGet the Blood Bumpingmug.

Bumping fronts

Yeah they were acting weird, maybe they're bumping fronts?
by DerekHunt March 19, 2022
mugGet the Bumping frontsmug.

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