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bread bowl 

When you're desperate to smoke some bud but you just broke your glass bowl, what do you do? Make one out of bread. Easily done by forming a small piece of bread over the end of a pen or pencil. Try it sometime, you may be surprised.
A: Damn I'm so high. And get this, I just smoked out of a bread bowl!
B: whaaaaat, how the hell does that work? I just use some foil.
A: I didn't feel like poisoning myself so I made a bowl out of bread. Besides, aluminum tastes like shit, but who doesn't like bread!?
B: Genious.
bread bowl by WhiteRhino420 March 25, 2009
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Bread Neck 

On the significantly obese, it's the collection of fat where the shoulders meet the neck, resembling a loaf of bread; fatty, disgusting bread.
Yes, Tara and Mina are both fat, but Tara's bread neck sets her apart.
Bread Neck by michaeldee28 June 22, 2012

Bread Cake 

Do you like chips on bread cakes?

It’s called a bap you absolute bint.
Bread Cake by RankDank123 October 19, 2018

bread and butter 

when you rub your cum between the cheeks of your partner.(must cum outside of the anus)
you i gave that girl a bread and butter and i got her pregnat.

i gave that cunt the bread and butter

Bread Wings 

Inadvertantly performing oral sex w/ a female that has a yeast infection.

Derived from redwings or red wings.
Person 1: "How'd your date go last night?"

Person 2: "Great, 'til I earned my bread wings."
Bread Wings by Cliff Ketchup October 29, 2007

Bread Monkey 

When a painting has the properties of a piece of bread, or a monkey. Sometimes both.
I went to the art show the other day, this one painting was totally a bread monkey
Bread Monkey by Zach and Lisa B August 5, 2008

Bread Munching

The act of eating out a girl only to later find out she has a yeast infection. Also known as Catalinguini.
Dude, after I was done going down on that chick she told me she had a yeast infection...I was totally bread munching!
Bread Munching by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009