Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

Cohen is better than Brandon

Its just that cohen is better than brandon

Cohen is better than Brandon

by cohen is better than brando February 2, 2022

Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.

"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."

by Scalman October 23, 2011

Let’s go Brandon

A mating call that should never be answered.

MAGA: Let’s go Brandon!
World:
MAGA: :(

by Mr Indo October 18, 2021

dark brandon

A meme-related nickname for the US President Joseph R Biden

Dark Brandon strikes again, this time with a drone strike on Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri

by Legend27 August 9, 2022

Bronson

A faux-hawk worn by a man with exceptional stamina and masculinity. Most faux-hawk look exceedingly gay, but this one seems fashionable, simply by the sheer manpower of the wearer. First seen worn by Charles Bronson in the beginning of Death Wish.

Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.

by Make my day September 16, 2010

brandon robertson

a dipshit eating mother fucker

your such a brandon robertson.

by monkey!!! October 14, 2014