Dylan Brading

An ugly lanky kid

Eww look it’s a Dylan Brading

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Stefan Bradianu

The BEST "Stefan" in the world. Philosopher and historian. Likes breathing. Created the most relevant philosophy of life: "We live in a constant morning". Also, a comedian - does good and bad jokes (but they're always funny somehow), creative and probably reads waaaay to many parodies on youtube. He's smart but his intellect stops at artsy stuff. Probably could survive a zombie apocalypse. Probably solves puzzles in his free time. Good at debate. Extroverted but introverted. Not a basic guy duh. His uber rating is below 2 stars tho, ugghhh

Sergey: Hey! Do you know who that guy is? He looks familiar.
Maksim: Yeaaaah! He's Stefan Bradianu, that chill guy that we've seen at the club last night...the one that drank bacon vodka.

Sergey: OHHHHH! I remeber him! He is a clever girl.

by minty pie the red gnome November 11, 2020

Wolf Brandies

A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.

Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.

by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020

Corn braids

Hair style - corn rows aka corn braids , because in reality “corn rows” are BRAIDS! 🥸

His corn braids look good I wonder where he went to get them done . Think they charge a lot ?

by TallBrandon December 22, 2020

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

romanoff.braids

Someone who forced me to make this🙄

I hate romanoff.braids
Me too

by Darcylewissupremacy June 3, 2021

Emily Braidwood Insoles

A Hug for your feet.

Emily Braidwood Insoles have saved my feet!

by HKM505 September 28, 2021