A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
Example:
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
by JakiiB + Will Lyall April 20, 2007
Get the Blanch mug.when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.
by Broadbent November 20, 2006
Get the Blanch mug.A combination of Blue Cheese and Ranch Dressing sure to please the palette and the stomach. Goes particularly well with cheese fries, wings, jalapeno poppers, and burgers. Can also be used to induce vomiting for extremely intoxicated individuals.
by Cary S June 16, 2008
Get the blanch mug.Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.
Noun. Broken in a terrible way.
Noun. Broken in a terrible way.
1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.
2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.
3. You blanched my computer.
4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.
5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.
2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.
3. You blanched my computer.
4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.
5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.
by incredibleblancher May 12, 2009
Get the blanch mug.In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
by Bob Tatone July 29, 2011
Get the Blanch mug.-Stone Ball. ANcient cannon balls used in spain to combat the Muslim attackers. Derived form Bolanos de Calatrava under the Kingdom Of Castilla an Aragon.
-Soldier in charge of the Cannon Artillery.
- Proud Family, knowing their European origins, and spread around the word by the Spanish conquista. Known to Reside in Spain, Central America, Mexico, Phillipines and the United States.
-Soldier in charge of the Cannon Artillery.
- Proud Family, knowing their European origins, and spread around the word by the Spanish conquista. Known to Reside in Spain, Central America, Mexico, Phillipines and the United States.
by StrayWolf August 21, 2017
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