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blownde

Brunettes that bleach their hair to an unreal blonde.
A blownde will never be a real blonde.
There goes another blownde with dark arm hair.
When was the last time that blownde did her roots?
by Blindedbyblonde April 21, 2017
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Blowmaphobe

The fear of sucking a mildly average penis . Or any penis.
After I put a ring on it, my girl became a complete fucking blowmaphobe.
by Frizzy Fresh July 6, 2017
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Blowback

The vengeance that consists of getting blowjobed by your bully's mother and sending him the pictures: Blowback.
Remember that bully Gerald in high? I Blowbacked him so hard he and his mother will never get over it
by FranckSYmal August 25, 2017
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Blowdarting

When you burp in someone’s mouth whilst kissing
Quincy found himself Blowdarting Clarice. Whilst kissing, Quincy burped in her mouth. Unfortunately, he had just eaten a wrap which contained raw onion......
by Meisey May 18, 2018
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blown

pronounced blaʊn

when u want to call someone a clown but u, them or both are bloods
by SLCty May 7, 2018
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Blowball

1. verb. To use a blowdrier on one's scrotum so that it sags to its maximum length and then, whence the scrotum is fully sagged, is then slapped across the face of some poor soul. Is often used in situations similar to "tea-bagging."
"Dude, I totally tackled this nerd in intramural, flag football and proceeded to blowball him in front of his gf. He can't look her in the eye anymore. It was rad"
by TotallyNotTheDoiler July 14, 2018
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BlowJay

A type of bird, normally found in Alabama, that flies about looking for men (ages 13-69) with their pants off to swoop down and give a rapid dry blowjob.
Big Joe should watch out while working on the farm, there is a swarm of blowjays around.
by Cannonbomb10 October 29, 2018
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