cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

Sexy Running Beasts

Noun; A person (usually a girl) who is in track or cross country. Not necessarily very good at running, but definitely the people on the team that everybody wants to jog warm-ups and eat spaghetti with.

Could also be used as a title.

Example 1:

Person 1: Hey, you know the Sexy Running Beasts at JFK High School?

Person 2: Yeah, what about them?

Person 1: I don't know, I was just wondering if you knew them.

Person 2: Of course I do! You think I'm some kind of volleyball player or something?

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Example 2:

Person 1: Hey, I'm going jogging with Sexy Running Beast Lauren on Friday.

Person 2: Seriously? Do you think that Sexy Running Beasts Lexi or Sydney will be there?

Person 1: I don't know... Sexy Running Beast Kimber might be there if she has a ride home.

Person 2: Sweet! You're so lucky!

by Zovantes January 5, 2010

blastin the bella

when you put robber gloves on and wank your dick until your about ot get a cum rush and then you stop and wait around 30 seconds and the cum rush is 10 times better.

Im gonna go blast the bella after im finished doin this definition.

by Andrew April 15, 2004

Blast Radius

Is the level of poo all on the back and inside of the toilet after an explosive bowel movement

Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches

by Ogb18 October 18, 2008

finger blast

(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.

"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."

by K- September 10, 2006

shartgun blast

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments

I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!

by Ogo1984 July 15, 2010

gastro blast

When you have such a huge fart that you shit in your pants and it blasts in your boxers.

Jimmy laughed so hard that he had a gastro blast.

by ryan paul May 3, 2006