Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand

Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand

by Lyndoor June 7, 2022

Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight November 30, 2016

trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

Satanic Blast

When you fart so loud your friend thinks they just heard the roar of satan

*fart* oh baby, did you hear that satanic blast John

by Undatedshrimp June 10, 2016