the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something
by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.
by floodedbard July 23, 2013

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017

Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts
by Givre December 13, 2019

by Ndntrashtalk October 21, 2018

When a girl puts too much baby powder in her underwear before activity, such as exercise. The powder gets moist from sweat and the body heat forms biscuits around the vagina.
OMG, Becky, I used way too much baby powder before our spinning class. Hopefully I haven't baked a batch of pussy biscuits
by microdot710 May 10, 2021

by Maggie the baddie biscuit April 1, 2022
